McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Implausible Claims Made by Vanilla Ice in His 1990 No. 1 Hit "Ice Ice Baby."
"'Ice is back with my brand-new invention.'
'Turn off the lights and I'll glow.'
'I rock a mike like a vandal.'
'I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom.'
'I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon.'
'I go crazy when I hear a cymbal and a high hat.'
'I grabbed my nine.'
'I'm a lyrical poet.'
'My style's like a chemical spill.'
'If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram.'
'If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it.'"
Man, I love McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Here's two other good lists I blogged a while back.
(5.0'd from waxy)
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'Turn off the lights and I'll glow.'
'I rock a mike like a vandal.'
'I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom.'
'I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon.'
'I go crazy when I hear a cymbal and a high hat.'
'I grabbed my nine.'
'I'm a lyrical poet.'
'My style's like a chemical spill.'
'If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram.'
'If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it.'"
Man, I love McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Here's two other good lists I blogged a while back.
(5.0'd from waxy)
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