Actual "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes,
Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known for
starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the
morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable
woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world
of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage
in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,
with a lovely chest.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery,
and has an open-minded twin sister.
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