Great John Toilet Co.

The size of the average person has increased dramatically over the last century. Most toilets made today are manufactured from designs dating back to the early 1900�s. In the past, the pleadings of big and tall people went unanswered. For this reason GJTC engineers, medical doctors and artists took to the task of creating a NEW GENERATION of products satisfying the needs of today�s customers. Our goal was to create the most comfortable and safe toilet for Large-Size people in the market. The other challenge was to make a toilet that could also be used by any size person. The final result was the creation of a "SIZE FRIENDLY TOILET" R.

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Whoo. I wish the photo gallery had some cool pics. The plump couple in the picture look so happy, don't they? The advances in modern dam-building technology have been scaled down to accomodate their mega-bowel flexations.

Pass forth those stinky fruits of luxury, with as(s) much force and vigor as you like, girthy America! These toilets can take it.