Finger Dissin’ Good: Hip-Hop Vs KFC

Hip-hop heavyweights including the Beastie Boys and Def Jam impresario Russell Simmons are threatening a campaign to urge fans to boycott KFC over their “grossly inhumane” slaughter practices.

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I do love me some fried chicken. There is a chicken joint in Roanoke, Texas called 'Babes' that totally kicks teh Colonel's ass. It makes me feel better eating there because they read the chickens a nice story of hope and redemption awaiting them in the Poultry Afterlife. Then the chickens kill themselves, happy and assured a spot in Birdie Paradise, surrounded by 79 nubile hens (or roosters, whichever way they like to swing, they all taste the same deep-fried...).

That's called 'win/win', in my book.

(pluck'd from Eyebeam)