Yahoo! News - Alleged Truck Thief Swallows Tobacco Spit

"VANCOUVER, Wash. - A man who failed to look before he swallowed and wound up choking on someone else's tobacco spit has been arrested in the theft of a tractor-trailer rig, police said.

Cuitlahvac Renteria-Martinez, 26, was arrested for investigation of first-degree theft shortly after he called 911 for emergency medical help, according to a police report."

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Lol, I would pay hard cash to see the look on his face when he took a swig of that tobacco spit. Priceless.