PRESERVED SQUIRREL GENITALS - weird taxidermy gag gift - eBay item 5540370660 (Ends Dec-11-04 14:05:00 PST)

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Genuine dried squirrel scrotum preserved in all it’s glory. Perfect gift for that special someone who has everything - everything except some balls. Come in a 3” tall miniature glass apothecary jar. Are permanently preserved for years of entertainment. What a fabulous stocking stuffer. I'm cleaning out my studio and thinning my personal collection - check out the other unusual natural history items up for auction from “Custom_Creature”. Multiple purchases combined for reduced shipping.

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You could buy a snazzy gold chain and impress the honeys at the night clubs with that suspended around your neck, yo.

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