'I Had Sex With a Kinko's Copies Crackhead!!!'

"It felt good to talk to a crackhead with no attitude! I liked her! I liked this girl! I liked this crack head! I was having a good time! Take my money Breck, steal my credit card from the pay-computer-time slot that is directly to your left while I'm not looking Breck - see it right there Breck? It's right there... hel-LO! It would be SOOO easy Breck. What kind of crack head petty theif are you? Steal my rental car, have your pimp stab me with a shiv, hit me over the head and leave me for dead... just keep my lonely, road-weary soul entertained and laughing up till that point please. It feels too good. I love you crackhead Breck! Marry me and let's have crack babies!"

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LOFL. Hit the link to read the whole crazy story. The pics are a nice touch.