160 Acre Homestead of Land on MARS
Notice: To keep everyone happy, including Ebay. I have added this notice to the beginning of this listing. This is considered a novelty gift.
What is a Novelty?
We use this statement in two contexts: The first as defined in the American Heritage Dictionary; The quality of being novel: 1) something new and unusual and 2) a small mass-produced article. Well, a property on the Mars definitely falls into all of those categories. The second context is totally out of the Mars Registry’s own, personal paranoia, as our lawyers explained to us years ago when this all started, that this can help avoid any frivolous lawsuits from a foreign country. You should know that this does not diminish the value of the property that you purchase in any way, as every deed is recorded and registered in the Mars Registry registration database and every owner’s information is listed with that registration. You own this property.
$25 bucks, quite the bargain. Commute's a bitch, though.
What is a Novelty?
We use this statement in two contexts: The first as defined in the American Heritage Dictionary; The quality of being novel: 1) something new and unusual and 2) a small mass-produced article. Well, a property on the Mars definitely falls into all of those categories. The second context is totally out of the Mars Registry’s own, personal paranoia, as our lawyers explained to us years ago when this all started, that this can help avoid any frivolous lawsuits from a foreign country. You should know that this does not diminish the value of the property that you purchase in any way, as every deed is recorded and registered in the Mars Registry registration database and every owner’s information is listed with that registration. You own this property.
$25 bucks, quite the bargain. Commute's a bitch, though.
posted by Monkeyman @ 1/06/2005 Perm Link
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