IOL: Miss Pretoria now broad-bottomed beauty

"The Groot Gat Godin competition lets the big, fuller figure girls, from dress size 18 to 26 and aged 25 to 85, show off their curves and sex appeal and show their skinny sisters that beauty has no size.

Last year's winner, Elize van Zyl, said the competition is not aimed at downgrading the fuller figured women, but actually to uplift them.

Van Zyl who got married earlier this year, said she had even received wedding proposals from as far as Saudi Arabia, and was offered several donkeys as dowry."

Man, if it had been several monkeys, then she should have seriously thought about it.

I mean, c'mon. Monkeys.

(broad-sided from Fark)