What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

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"Give Me Lots of Hair, Shoulder Length Or Longer"

'All the Eldar had beautiful hair (and were especially attracted by hair of exceptional loveliness).' (The Shibboleth of F�anor, The Peoples of Middle-Earth, HME) An odd little throwaway, remarkable because it's one of our only hints about what turns elves on. Beautiful voices are also implied to be attractive. The most ravishing elf ever, L�thien, used enchantment to grow her hair extremely long. This may have been the elves' erotic equivalent of being able to tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue. "

Kinky!