Random Google weirdness

Ok, first of all, let me say that they are not so cool. Secondly, if someone could explain to me the “why” of this I can die today a somewhat less confused person.

I would also like to proffer some advice for all you netizens out there.

1. Unless you are a hawt chick there is no reason on earth for you to buy a web cam.
2. This is not Mountain Everest. Just because you CAN post pictures of yourself on the net does not mean that you SHOULD do it.
3. There is no such thing as fun with lasers.