IM Chat: A Co-worker's Trippy Dream/My Response

DM: man, i had the longest most detailed badass dream about this unbelievable trip i went on---i think i won the trip or something. started with this willie wonka type big cruise ship that could get you to UK in a few hours. once there i had to follow a list of clues of where to be, one of which included attending someone's big italian wedding and pretending to fit in, then climbing through this big warehouse full of chairs stacked on a bzillion chairs without ever touching the ground. then climbing through this big indoor roller coaster's innards, stopping to change into different clothes along the way. we also had to change shoes, and the shoes were precariously placed---it was pretty involved trying to get your right shoes.

DM: toward the end of the dream i could see this big colorful fake-looking island in the distance, which was the final destination. i just had to a little ways to go. then one of my dogs stepped on my face and woke me up

monkeyman_3d: have you been smoking weed with your queer neighbors again?