Get All Your Amish Bling Bling Here:

"Amish.Net is America's first website devoted to Amish Country information, Amish made products and tourism services."

In other exciting wicker-people news, being online has freed the Amish up to advertise hot, steamy wagon rides to get some intercourse.

(I'm not making this up, look at the pic above if you doubt me.)

Apparently there is a whole village of nothing but full-on boning and vittles in Pennsylvania.

"Jebediah! Pack thee bags and jimmy hats! We are off to fornicate!"

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