McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Playlists on Dick Cheney's iPod.

Cheney wasn't sure at first what an iPod was, but I told him it was like a pacemaker for his brain. Boy, he sure was pissed when I told him that the battery might bite the dust after 18 months. I ended up telling that old bastard to 'calm the hell down, they got that shit all fixed now, the bad press made them piss themselves'. Geez, our VP is really uptight. Hope he doesn't send Steve Jobs to Gitmo.

(snagged from Kottke)